Zaria

👋 Hi, I'm Zaria, and yes, my job is as epic as it sounds:
I harden loose hoses and make liquids shoot out under pressure.

Because let's be honest: there's nothing sadder than a squishy hose letting out a timid squirt, like a man in fear on his wedding day. I come in, hit it with two words, a tweak here, a tweak there... and bam 💥:
👉 from weeping drip to Niagara Falls in less than five minutes 🌊

My life is a parade of glorious scenes:

• Neighbors applauding when they see the once slack hose now roaring like a drunken dragon 🐉💦

• Gentlemen shouting, "Ole, what a piece of squirt, my child!" 👏

• Lovers flying away because the jet caught them off guard.

I'm like the irrigation doctor, the psychologist of the pipes and the motivational coach of the soft hoses.
Your hose won't stand up? I convince it.
Your liquid won't come out? I encourage it until it explodes with power.
Your pressure is low? With me, it rises faster than the blood pressure when your mother-in-law comes to visit. 😏

⚡ My motto is simple:
"If it's soft, I make it hard. If it drips, I make it storm. And if it doesn't come out... I blast it out."

So remember my name, because sooner or later you're going to need it:
👉 Zaria, the woman who puts the pressure back on...💧